POLICE BLOTTER FAX — 2026-08-14
1 ‘Why are you naked?’: Wisconsin officers arrest naked woman driving stolen fire vehicle WCVB ↗ 2 Florida business owners allegedly scattered 1,500 mothballs on beach to scare off endangered birds New York Post ↗ 3 All ab-a-a-a-ord: Goats seen boarding bus in Oregon WMTW ↗ 4 Arizona teen charged for ‘relentlessly’ targeting ex-girlfriend with dodgeballs during gym class New York Post ↗ 5 High school football player practiced for an hour with a snake in helmet – until coaches ‘shock’ discovery New York Post ↗ 6 Scarborough lifeguard who escaped shark encounter: ‘I felt like I had a job to do’ Portland Press Herald ↗ 7 Machete v. Hatchet Faceoff Escalated Quickly The Smoking Gun ↗ 8 What Not To Do When Caught Having Sex In The Bar’s Bathroom The Smoking Gun ↗